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There was a beautiful girl named
Rexona

and a handsome boy named Cinthol

Rexona and Cinthol fell in love and
decided to get married.

Rexona's parents were
Hamam &
Margo

while Cinthol's parents were
Wheel &
Nirma

Rexona was very excited to make
Cinthol his LifeBoy

They approached their old aunt
501

to discuss with their parents and
agree to their wish to get married.

Rexona & Cinthol were very happy
in thier love....

they fixed their marrige at
Fair &
Lovely gardens
opposite to Santoor theatre
in MediMix city

They invited their friends
Lux,
Dove,
Dettol,
Savlon,
Tide,
Fa and
Jo among others...

Rexona and Cinthol got married
and lived happily in their
dream house "Pears"

After 1 year they got a baby girl.

This new born took multiple avatars,
throttled everyone and completely washed out the entire community ...

The name of the baby is..

PATANJALI

2017-07-21 10:57:00 by SekarGV

*SARDARJI TICKLES*

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child...


Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

**************************
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

**************************
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key

**************************
Sardarji made a call to airport.
"How long is the journey from India to America ?"
Girl : One second sir....
Sardarji: Thanks !!

**************************
Jandhar Singh laughing behind Mandhar Singh in an ATM counter...
Haha..I have seen ur password..
Mandhar singh:What is it?
Jandhar: it is four stars (****)
Mandhar: Haha ..wrong ..it is 3384. oye...oye..

**************************
Teacher: How does the hen comes out of the egg?
Sardarji: Oye ..that is not a big question..madam. . the big question
is ..how the hen went inside the egg..!!!

**************************
Sardar's friend: Sardarji, how was ur exam?
Sardarji: Oye..it was OK...but i couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'.
I thought & thought & thought...and finally wrote..THUNK !!!

**************************
One tourist from USA asked: Any great man born in this village?
Sardarji:No sir, only small babies !!!

**************************
A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage..
Ring master: Anybody can do that?
Sardar: Oye..I can...first. . take the lion out !!

**************************
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?
Sardar: So simple...Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT !!!

**************************
Sardar: Doctor, In my dreams..rats play football every night..
Dr: OK.. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.
Sardarji: can i start from tomoro?
Dr: why?
Sardar: Bcoz today is the FINALS !!

2017-07-21 10:40:38 by SekarGV
HOT

Almost died laughing ..
Trump : Who is it..?

VN - VENKAIAHNAIDU

TRUMP : Who..?

VN : VENKAIAHNAIDU, Sir.

TRUMP :
DO WHATEVER, WHENEVER YOU WANT TO...
BUT WHO IS IT...?

VN : Sir... VENKAIAHNAIDU, Sir...

TRUMP :
DO IT WHENEVER YOU CAN....
YOU IDIOT...
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME AND ASKING....
*"WHEN CAN I DO...*
*WHEN CAN I DO..?*

VN :

2017-07-20 08:45:22 by SekarGV
HOT

First time in Indian History, Tomato and Apple are now available at the same price.

Thanks to Hardworking PM Modi ji for uplifting Poor (Tomato) to the level of Rich (Apple).
Sabka Sath Sabka Vikaas...

"Tamatar k achhe din Aa gaye."

2017-07-20 08:44:02 by SekarGV

Settled Vs Well Settled | Funny Meme Settled Vs Well Settled  Funny Meme

2017-07-04 16:20:01 by Irene Fatima

GST funny

GST funny meme..

2017-07-01 16:18:17 by SekarGV
HOT

STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?"

2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"


3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?"


4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !"

☎☎☎☎☎☎☎
5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!"


6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus..

Share if U wanna put a smile on someone's face.. Too hilarious

2017-06-30 11:15:19 by SekarGV

This joke is classic. I had to share it

Innocence at its best...

```A small boy parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on...

A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know about this road? Many MPs, sometimes CMs, even President and cabinet ministers and politicians pass from here...

The boy replied innocently: Don't worry, I have locked my bicycle.```

2017-06-30 11:05:43 by SekarGV
HOT

Who is still waiting for a perfect Girlfriend Who is still waiting for a perfect Girlfriend

2017-06-29 19:00:01 by Vaishnavi

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