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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

2018-04-13 14:09:58 by Matthew Aiden
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2017-04-06 08:50:01 by Matthew Aiden

Naan Tamizh Puli da.... Naan Tamizh Puli

2017-04-05 16:28:44 by Vaishnavi

One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him the Ramayana.

Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.

Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the wholeRamayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse,

"Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?"

Mickey Mouse cannot remember

Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"

Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.

Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end.... And gives all the answers

How did this happen???





Think Think....




Ok
After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes

Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)...
please don't throw your mobile..
.......Bolo Jai Shree Ram!!!

Wal Micky....

2016-05-06 07:51:51 by Sanju

Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"

He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

I asked "Can you explain?"

He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, I asked him "Give me some examples".

He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "

I asked "Then, what is your role?"

He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions"...

2016-05-04 13:49:22 by Sanju

Maid: Please take back this old saree you gave me.

Madam: Why ?? It is as good as new.

Maid: That's not the issue. It's a wonderful saree but Sir mistakes me for you !!!!

Madam: WHAT !!!!
Did he do anything ????

Maid: No madam, that's the problem. Ever since I started wearing this saree, he has stopped giving attention to me thinking its you !!!!!!

2016-05-04 13:46:38 by Sanju

I Loved it...
I am sure you will have a laugh too

A wealthy manager was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.

"But sir, I have a wife and five children with me. They are over there, under that tree".

"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and seven children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was.

One of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"

Lesson: Never trust managers... They will take u to any extreme to finish their job.

And there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS

Dedicated to all managers and upcoming managers LOL

2016-04-25 10:03:03 by geethaa

Dear mom

Dear mom

2016-04-24 23:28:54 by geethaa

உலகமகா பொய் கிடைத்துவிட்டது

‘‘என்ன சத்தம்?’’ என்று கேட்டபடியே விசாரணைக் கூடத்துக்கு வந்தார் மன்னர்.

பிராது கொடுக்கும் இடத்தில் நின்றிருந்தார் ஒரு மந்திரி. ‘‘மன்னா! எனக்கும் மாமனாருக்கும் ஒரு பிரச்சினை. ஆயிரம் வராகனுடன் என்னிடம் வந்தார் மாமனார். உலகமகா பொய்யை சொன்னால் அந்த ஆயிரம் வராகனை தருவதாக அடம் பிடிக்கிறார். நானும் கடந்த நாலைந்து மாதங்களில் விதவிதமாக, புதுசு புதுசாக பொய் சொல்லிப் பார்த்துவிட்டேன். மசியமாட்டேங்குறார். உலகமகா பொய் சொல்லு.. உலகமகா பொய் சொல்லு என்று தினம் தினம் வந்து உசுரை வாங்குறார்’’ என்றார் மந்திரி.

வாதத்தை கேட்ட மன்னர், ‘‘கற்றவர் நிறைந்த சபைக்கு இந்த கொற்றவனின் வணக்கம்!’’ என்று ரைமிங்காக உரையைத் தொடங்கினார். ‘‘பாலாறும் தேனாறும் நம் நாட்டிலே ஓடுகிறது. இங்கு வளம் கொழியோ கொழி என்று கொழிப்பதால் வெளிநாடுகளில் இருந்தெல்லாம் இங்கு வருகிறார்கள். நாடு சுபிட்சமாகவும், அமைதியாகவும் இருக்கிறது. நாம் வாரி வழங்கும் இலவசங்களை வாங்கிக்கொண்டு மக்களும் சந்தோஷமாக இருக்கிறார்கள்.

எமது தந்தையார் விட்டுச் சென்ற வழியிலே அரசுப் பணிகளை வெகு சிறப்பாக செய்துவரும் நான், நீதி பரிபாலனத்திலும் இளைத்தவன் இல்லை. இந்த நேரத்திலே வித்தியாசமான வழக்கு வந்திருக்கிறது. உலகமகா பொய் சொல்லுமாறு கூறி மந்திரிக்கும் அவரது மாமனாருக்கும் வழக்கு உருவாகி இருக்கிறது. இந்த நாட்டிலேயே பொய்க்கு இடமில்லை.

இங்கு யாரும் பொய்யர்கள் இல்லை. பொய் என்றால் என்னவென்றே எனக்கும் தெரியாது. அப்படியாப்பட்ட சூழ்நிலையிலே..’’ என்று மன்னர் கூறிக்கொண்டிருக்கும்போதே, பிராது வைத்த மந்திரியின் மாமனார், ‘‘உலகமகா பொய் கிடைத்துவிட்டது’’ என்று கூறிவிட்டு, ஆயிரம் வராகனை மன்னரின் காலடியில் போட்டுவிட்டு தலைதெறிக்க ஓடிக்கொண்டிருந்தார்.

2016-03-17 17:29:49 by Vaishu

A Japanese came to india

He took one auto from chennai airport to go koyambedu

On the way one HONDA car overtakes

the Japanese said- Honda made in JAPAN very fast

On d way TOYOTA car overtake again he said Toyota made in JAPAN........... Very fast

Koyambedu came he asked how much

Driver:- 1200

Japanese:- why so much

Driver:- meter made in India very fast.......

2016-02-26 10:05:27 by Sanju
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