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A gay couple traveling on a plane..

A gay couple (Jeremiah and Timothy) is traveling on a plane.
"What if we had sex?" asks Jeremiah.
"Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..."
"Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!"
Jeremiah stands up and asks loudly:
"Could I have a napkin, please?"
Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc. Flight attendants pretend to not hear them, as they also don't give a damn.
"They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Timothy.
So Jeremiah and Timothy have wild sex on the plane.
Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.
"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!"
"I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a napkin and he got fucked in the ass..."

2018-05-16 10:19:02 by Li Xia
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Did he really say that, its his best friend.. funny and a affectionate dad.. Did he really say that its his best funny and a affectionate

2018-04-29 07:50:01 by Harini
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Revenge of Two Whales.. funny..

Two whales are swimming in the ocean when the come upon a whaling ship.
The one whales looks to the other and says "HEY, thats the ship that killed my brother!"
The other whale says "What do you wanna do?"
The first whales says, "Alright, here's the plan; were gonna go to the surface fill our lungs full of air and go right underneath the boat and blow as hard as we can! Our air will flip the boat and all the men will fall in the water and drown!"
Second whale says "Okay, lets do it".
So they get their lungs full, they dive down beneath the boats hidden from the whalers. They blow as hard as they can and flip the boat with literal ease.
The whales swim back and watch as the men struggle to survive.
The first whale looks to the second and says "Man, they really aren't drowning like I wanted them to, we've got to do something!"
Second whale says, "Okay, what would you like to do?"
First whale says, "Lets eat them!"
Second whale stops him and says "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I agreed to the blow job, but i'm not swallowing the seamen."

2018-04-25 19:40:01 by Patricia Madison
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Tear Jerkers vs Just Jerkers..

Women sitting down to watch a show with a box of tissues is very different than a guy sitting down to watch a show with a box of tissues. Tear Jerkers vs Just Women sitting down to watch a show with a box of tissues is very different than a guy sitting down to watch a show with a box of

2018-04-25 09:40:01 by Vaishnavi
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Biggest joke of the century

Biggest joke of the century

2017-11-25 13:14:36 by SekarGV
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Qantas Airlines: Repair Division

In case you need a laugh :
Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident..


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny............ (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

2017-09-12 14:44:23 by SekarGV
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This is a good one..

A Boss Asks his Employee: “Do you believe that there is Life After Death?”.

Employee: “Certainly not Sir, there’s no proof of it”.

Boss: “Well, there is.... After you left office early yesterday to go to your cousin’s funeral, he came here looking for you.” …

2017-09-12 14:43:43 by SekarGV
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Employee of the month

Employee of the month

2017-09-12 14:15:07 by SekarGV

*Bengali* :
My grandfather lived for
96 years & he never
used glasses...

*Sardar*:
Yes, I know,
some people in my family
also drink directly
from the bottle..

2017-08-30 09:55:29 by SekarGV

Story of my life
Wake up tired
Promise to sleep early
Busy in internet
Sleep late Story of my life Wake up tiredPromise to sleep earlyBusy in internetSleep late

2017-07-28 16:17:51 by Matthew Aiden
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