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Revenge of Two Whales.. funny..

Two whales are swimming in the ocean when the come upon a whaling ship.
The one whales looks to the other and says "HEY, thats the ship that killed my brother!"
The other whale says "What do you wanna do?"
The first whales says, "Alright, here's the plan; were gonna go to the surface fill our lungs full of air and go right underneath the boat and blow as hard as we can! Our air will flip the boat and all the men will fall in the water and drown!"
Second whale says "Okay, lets do it".
So they get their lungs full, they dive down beneath the boats hidden from the whalers. They blow as hard as they can and flip the boat with literal ease.
The whales swim back and watch as the men struggle to survive.
The first whale looks to the second and says "Man, they really aren't drowning like I wanted them to, we've got to do something!"
Second whale says, "Okay, what would you like to do?"
First whale says, "Lets eat them!"
Second whale stops him and says "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I agreed to the blow job, but i'm not swallowing the seamen."

2018-04-25 19:40:01 by Patricia Madison
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A useful and innovative thinking which will be very helpful for the disabled to climb upstairs... A useful and innovative thinking which will be very helpful for the disabled to climb

2018-04-20 15:10:01 by Patricia Madison
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Former US first lady Barbara Bush dead at 92.. indianexpress.com

Barbara Bush was dubbed "The Silver Fox" by her husband and children. She was known for her snow-white hair and for being fiercely protective of her family.

Former US first lady Barbara Bush dead at

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2018-04-18 15:08:31 by Patricia Madison

Kerala shuts down, several protesters in custody.. behindwoods.com

A section of social media users called for a shutdown in Kerala on Monday against the rape and murder of an 8-year-old girl in Kathua. Several protesters were r...

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2018-04-17 11:44:20 by Patricia Madison
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Fat or slim, your face remains the same.. Fat or slim your face remains the

2018-04-19 19:40:02 by Patricia Madison
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Auto-Correct makes me say things I didn't intend to.. AutoCorrect makes me say things I didnt intend

2018-04-18 06:00:01 by Patricia Madison
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CWG 2018: With 22 medals, Haryana basks in Commonwealth Games glory.. indianexpress.com

According to the new policy that got the Cabinet green light just last week, the gold medallists will be awarded Rs 1.5 crore, silver medallists Rs 75 lakh and bronze medallists Rs 50 lakh.

CWG 2018 With 22 medals Haryana basks in Commonwealth Games

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2018-04-16 15:41:12 by Patricia Madison
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Unnao Rape Case: ‘MLA’s aides warned villagers not to give statements against him’.. indianexpress.com

Makhi Station House Officer Rajendra Singh said no complaint had been filed in this regard. “There is a police force deployed in the village. So, there is no chance that such an incident could happen.”

Unnao Rape Case MLAs aides warned villagers not to give statements against

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2018-04-16 15:41:01 by Patricia Madison
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A conversation between a guy and a girl.. A conversation between a guy and a

2018-04-17 00:50:01 by Patricia Madison
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