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" My son took a bullet on his chest and was injured and I cried..
A cricketer took a ball on his chest and was injured the entire nation cried and prayed..

My son didn't get a bullet proof jacket BUT he fought...
A film star didn't get the desired jacket, he didn't shoot and it was all over the news! "

Courtesy : Indian Army Fans

Thank you donor | death is not an end withfriendship.com

Thank you Donor..
One donor saved many lives...
Death is not the end, Donate organs...
SAVE LIVES

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Kids watching TV for more than 2hrs at greater risk of blood pressure - A new study has demonstrated that children are likelier to have a higher risk of high blood pressure if they watch more than 2 hours of TV a day.

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"No one is busy in this world.
It's all about priorities".

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Felt Like Our Team Won : Kamal Haasan on Craig Manns Oscar Win ndtv.com

Craig Mann, who won the Oscar for Best Sound Mixing for Whiplash, has also worked for Kamal Haasan in his film Uttama Villain

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Rail Budget 2015: No new trains, no new rail fare hikes financialexpress.com

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It's CHALLENGE 4 U
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These are 15 things which we see daily, correct the spelling ...

01. Mthvrihslaunnafna=
02. Evtlesnioi=
03. Miet=
04. Boilme=
05. Ishtr=
06. Agdrne=
07. Solhoc=
08. sjdmai=
09. Tsere=
10. Yclecs=
11. Neplci=
12. Odosr=
13. Thgli=
14. Sglas =
15. Owilpl=

NOTE : Q NO 1 has 30 marks , all others 5 marks each
TOTAL MARKS:100
PASSING MARKS 70%
Time Limit = 1 day
solve it

Laugh & Laugh

(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!)

Don't laugh loud ----
The extended version says...
(2) Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!!

(3) Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver.
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say:
"if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!!


(4) If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.


(5)A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…"!!!!

(6)Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday Don’t Excite You, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!

(7)Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.


(8) Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…
But many people still go to their in-laws place..????

(9) Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Pappu: A husband!

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!


(10) Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “I am talking to my wife”


(11) A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”


(12) Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

(13)Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:
"For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake……"

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
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1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT.

4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX.

5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF'S PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT).

9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) r u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

17) How u Travel?
Ans: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

20) Do you want growth of india.?
Ans: offcource Yes .

Pay electricity tax, water tax, education tax, & other taxes, which is used by defulter people.

21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX....!!!!!!...