HOT

Bengaluru "I Am Gauri" Rally Pictures

2017-09-13 16:20:52 by Irene Fatima
HOT

Another Journo Killed in Bangalore. Even though its too early to say who killed her, its imp India doesn't become Communal Terrorist State. Cant kill everyone with a free and open mind. #India #Terrorism #GauriLankesh

2017-09-06 14:57:55 by Rajesh Kumar
HOT

Bengaluru Bellandur Lake on Fire || Shocking Pictures Bengaluru Bellandur Lake on Fire  Shocking Pictures Bengaluru Bellandur Lake on Fire  Shocking Pictures Bengaluru Bellandur Lake on Fire  Shocking Pictures

2017-02-17 15:09:33 by Harini
HOT

BANGALORE JOKES

*If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer.
While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one !

*In India we drive on the left of the road.
In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road !

*Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bengaluru?
A: Follow the traffic rules !

* A guy is hunting for a house in Bengaluru.
Meets old lady who is a potential landlord.
Conversation goes thus:
Old lady: Where do you work, son?
Guy: I work in Infosys.
Old lady: Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people!

It appears that Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bengaluru!

* Bengaluru, where PG (Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.

* When someone says it's raining in Bengaluru, be sure to ask them which area, which lane and which road!

* If a Bengalurean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because :
The others conclude that he has spotted a
policeman that they
themselves have not!

* Bengaluru is the only city where distance is measured in units of time.

* Rickshaw driver, grocery seller and common shop keeper think that you earn atleast 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.

* Out of every 100 software engineers in Bengaluru,
90 are utterly frustrated and the rest have a gf/bf !

* Bus drivers use horns instead of brakes !

* I quote: Bengaluru:
The City where more people know Java than Kannada !

* Universal answer in Bengaluru is
"Adjust maadi!"

*Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other.
Seeing this, BESCOM has decided to have a tagline called "Connecting people by disconnecting power"!

2016-04-13 22:03:20 by Sanju
Back to Top

Popular Tufs

default thumb image

Getting Away From Me Fails

default thumb image

12 Strong Trailer 2

default thumb image

Related Tuf

Listening to sad songs actually

Listening to sad songs actually

Bangalore Related Sharing

Sharing of your eye catching pictures, videos and news of trendy topics are listed under the Bangalore category.