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A useful advice to the married and committed guys.. A useful advice to the married and committed

2018-04-21 04:00:02 by Thomas Oliver

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2017-11-30 00:08:59 by SekarGV

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2017-09-14 13:10:35 by Vaishu
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Some fresh husband wife naughty bytes


Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence..



NOW, THIS IS TOO MUCH !!
A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a "WILD-LIFE" PHOTOGRAPHER !!



A smart wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh.



Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday....!"



Boss to his friend: Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me with my wife in cofee shop

2017-08-24 01:27:16 by SekarGV

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Got Married.. Joke..

2017-08-24 00:57:05 by SekarGV
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HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND :

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy :-

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance. This is particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0!

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do?
Rgds
XWomenx




Reply :


Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command- ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 , then only it will automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0 Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be downloaded into your system. So please be careful!

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0


We recommend: Cooking 3.0

Good Luck Madam !
Rgds
Support Guy
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2017-07-01 07:44:14 by SekarGV

Husband: I got trapped into marriage.

Wife: (in anger) You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!

Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!

Dedicated to all husbands

2017-06-26 07:55:15 by SekarGV

Arranged Marriage Vs Love Marriage || Funny Messages Arranged Marriage Vs Love Marriage  Funny Messages

2017-03-08 12:10:01 by Agnes Natalia
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Spiderman After Marriage ... Spiderman After Marriage

2016-10-14 16:20:01 by Krishna Kumar
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Two things to remember in life:
1. ☝First one :
People are not so bad as seen on 'PAN-Card' and 'Aadhar Card'.
...And are not so good looking as seen in 'facebook' and 'whatsapp'.

2. ✌Second one :
Men are not as bad as their wives think.
...And not as good as their Mothers think.
☺☺
Male criteria for life partner...
They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and
Work like" Muniyamma"

Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.

Dedicated to all couples

2016-09-19 01:16:54 by Sanju
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