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*Licence தேவையில்லை,*
*Helmet தேவையில்லை,* *Police-ஐ கண்டு பயப்பட தேவையில்லை,*
*GST-ல் இருந்தும் தப்பிக்கலாம்.*
*நோய் நெடிகளிலிருந்தும் விடுபடலாம்.*
*சுகர் வராது.*
*முதுகு வலி வராது*
*என்றும் இளமைக்கு...*
*ஓட்டுவீர்...*
*சைக்கிள் ....‍♀*
படித்ததில் பிடித்தது

2017-10-27 10:25:13 by SekarGV
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Going to ask for Extra Diwali Leave

Going to ask for Extra Diwali Leave

2017-10-12 17:49:35 by SekarGV
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Funny Revenge

Funny Revenge

2017-09-29 11:15:24 by SekarGV

Message for those who dont smoke or

Message for those who don't smoke or drink..

2017-09-20 18:07:03 by SekarGV
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Maths Genius

Maths Genius

2017-09-16 12:36:32 by SekarGV
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Qantas Airlines: Repair Division

In case you need a laugh :
Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident..


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny............ (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

2017-09-12 14:44:23 by SekarGV
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Employee of the month

Employee of the month

2017-09-12 14:15:07 by SekarGV

Jimikki Kammal Funny Troll Meme

Jimikki Kammal Funny Troll Meme

2017-09-12 12:25:06 by SekarGV

Bike Washing be

Bike Washing be like...

2017-09-12 12:19:00 by SekarGV
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