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Husband: I got trapped into marriage.

Wife: (in anger) You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!

Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!

Dedicated to all husbands

2017-06-26 17:25:15 by SekarGV

Innocence at its best...

```A small boy parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on...

A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know about this road? Many MPs, sometimes CMs, cabinet ministers and politicians pass from here...

The boy replied innocently: Don't worry, I have locked my bicycle.```

2017-06-26 17:20:16 by SekarGV

Wife to her Accountant husband:
what is inflation?
Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
Don't laugh alone pass it on !!

2017-06-26 11:31:00 by SekarGV

There was a Bus Conductor, who was Very Rude to his passengers.

One day, a Beautiful Young Girl, of around 18 Years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop
the bus.

Unfortunately, the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot.

Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.

The Judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately, the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries.

The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge.

Though, he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly.....!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion..?? but, died instantly the second time....??

Okay........ here is the Answer............

During the first time The Conductor was a *Bad Conductor,* therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But, during the second time, he was a *Good Conductor*, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!!

*Physics never go wrong*....

Don't look at me...!!

I am also looking for the Person who sent me this...

2017-06-26 11:25:50 by SekarGV

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2017-06-01 13:43:14 by Agnes Natalia

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2017-06-01 13:39:05 by Krishna Kumar

You are just On the Wrong Planet You are just On the Wrong Planet

2017-05-24 00:20:01 by Sharon

தன் மனைவி தான் உலகத்திலே மிக அழகு என்று நினைக்கும் ஆண்கள் தான் அதை உறுதி செய்ய மத்த பொண்ணுங்களை உத்து பார்க்குறாங்க ...!!!

இது தெரியாம இந்த பொண்ணுங்க புருஷன் அடுத்த பொண்ணை சைட் அடிக்கிறான்னு நினைச்சி தொவச்சு எடுக்குதுங்க ...!!

2017-05-08 13:30:01 by Matthew Aiden

Please GOD, if you can't make me SLIM, make my friends FAT Please GOD if you cant make me SLIM make my friends FAT

2017-05-05 16:25:11 by geethaa
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