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Husband :
Honey, I will take you to Maldives for our 10th wedding anniversary.

Wife :
Oh sweet. Maldives for our 10th Anniversary. Wow!!!What will you do for our 25th anniversary.

Husband :
I will come and pick you from there.

2017-08-01 10:43:57 by SekarGV
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HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND :

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy :-

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance. This is particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0!

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do?
Rgds
XWomenx




Reply :


Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command- ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 , then only it will automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0 Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be downloaded into your system. So please be careful!

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0


We recommend: Cooking 3.0

Good Luck Madam !
Rgds
Support Guy
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2017-07-01 17:14:14 by SekarGV
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*A touching story. Must read.* When the gentleman was 45 years old his wife suddenly passed away.....
His relatives and friends advised him to remarry and settle down.
But
He advised all in the negative and told them that he had only one son
And my son is a gift to me from my wife,

I will look after him well and my life will be successful with his success.

Son grows up...gets married in grand style and the father handed over his well established business to his son and retired.

After a year or so the father had his breakfast a bit early one morning

After starting his breakfast he requested his daughter in law for curd ......if it was there

His daughter in law said there was no curd....this was heard by his son...who was entering the dining area for breakfast.

After the father had his breakfast the son and his wife sat down to have breakfast....on the breakfast table there was a bowl of curd.
After having his breakfast and with no comments, the son also left home for office. That day and night the son pondered over curd matter.

Next day the son requested his father to accompany him to the court to get married.
His father told him "I do not need a second marriage at this age and I give you all the love, you do not need a mother.
What is the use of the second marriage ?"

The son replied him politely...father I am not getting a mother for myself or a wife for you....i am only trying my best so that you get your bowl of curd everyday.
From tomorrow me and my wife will move to a rented apartment and I shall work in your office as a worker who will be paid wages,so that your daughter in law knows the value of a bowl of curd.

Parents can be ATM cards for their children but children need to be adhar cards for their parents......

2017-06-26 11:34:14 by SekarGV

Manaiviyai Vittu Kudukkatha Kanavan... Manaiviyai Vittu Kudukkatha

2017-05-06 10:20:01 by Priyadharshini

Husband Vs Wife || Funny Explanations Husband Vs Wife  Funny Explanations

2017-03-21 16:00:01 by Vaishnavi
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Mens Brain vs Womens Brains - A Tale of Two Brains

2017-03-04 10:24:56 by Rajesh Kumar
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Sharing with you,
A new perspective to live life.

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage.

They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes.

When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.

He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.

His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all.

It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages.

When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died.

The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS :

1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?

ANSWER :

The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead..!! He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother.

Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened..!!

No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child.

What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step". Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears.

And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.

This story is really worth reading

Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people with,

By this way we miss out something called L.I.F.E. 

2017-03-04 10:04:33 by Rajesh Kumar
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16 Annoying Things All Indian Husbands Do That Drive Their Wives Crazy bollywoodshaadis.com

16 Annoying Things All Indian Husbands Do That Drive Their Wives Crazy

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Men have the innate power to drive us women crazy and somehow we still just can’t seem to do without them. Here are few of the habits all husbands do to make

2017-01-28 10:51:41 by Sanju

கணவனின் காலை மனைவி பிடித்து விட்டால்..! - செல்வம் பெருகும்....

கணவனின் காலை மனைவி பிடித்து விட்டால் வீட்டில் செல்வம் பெருகி, லட்சுமி கடாட்சமாக காட்சியளிக்கும்.. திருப்பாற் கடலில் வீற்றிருக்கும் மகா விஷ்ணுவின் காலை மகா லட்சுமி தாயார் பிடித்து விடுவதாக பல்வேறு கோவில்களில் சிற்பங்கள் மற்றும் உருவப் படங்களைப் பார்த்திருப்போம். மகாவிஷ்ணுவும், லட்சுமி தேவியும் தம்பதி சமேதரராக இருப்பதால் இதை நாம் பெரிதாக யாரும் எடுத்துக் கொள்வதில்லை. ஆனால் இதில் மாபெரும் ஒரு உண்மையை நமது முன்னோர் மறைத்து வைத்திருக்கிறார்கள். அதாவது கணவனின் காலை மனைவி பிடித்து விட்டால் குடும்பத்தில் சொத்து பத்து சேரும் என்ற உண்மையை மறைத்து வைத்துள்ளனர். ஆண்களின் முட்டி பாகம் முதல் பாதத்திற்கு முன்பாக உள்ள கணுக்கால் வரை உள்ள பகுதி சனிகிரகத்தின் ஆளுமைக்கு கீழ் வருகின்றது. அதே சமயம் பெண்களின் கை பாகத்தை சுக்கிரனின் ஆளுகைக்கு உட்பட்டதாக முன்னோர் ஜோதிட ரீதியாக வகுத்துவைத்துள்ளனர்.


ஆண்களின் முட்டி பாகம் முதல் பாதத்திற்கு முன்பாக உள்ள கணுக்கால் வரை உள்ள பகுதி சனிகிரகத்தின் ஆளுமைக்கு உட்பட்டிருப்பதால், இந்த பகுதியில் பெண் என்ற சுக்கிரனின் கைகள் பட ஆணுக்கு பணம் சிறிது சிறிதாக வந்து சேரும். எனவேதான் செல்வத்திற்கு அதிபதிகளான லட்சுமி தேவி மகாவிஷ்ணுவின் கால்களை பிடித்து விடுவதாக சிற்பங்கள், ஓவியங்கள் வரைந்து வைத்துள்ளனர் நமது முன்னோர்கள். கால மாற்றத்தால் ஆண் அதிக்கம், பெண் அடிமைத்தனம் போன்ற பல்வேறு விரும்பத்தகாத நிகழ்வுகளால் இம்முறைக்கு பல்வேறு எதிர்ப்புகள் கிளம்பியதால் உன்னதமான இந்த நிகழ்வு தற்போது மறைந்து விட்டது வேதனைதான்......

இதை அவரவர் மனைவியிடம் சொல்வதால் வரும் பின்விளைவுகளுக்கு கம்பெனி பொறுப்பேற்காது....!!!!!!!

நன்றி........

2017-01-18 08:40:01 by Manikandan
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