husband sent an SMS to

husband sent an SMS to wife...

2015-02-22 04:17:24 by Sanju
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Male criteria for life partner...
They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and
Work like "muniyamma..."

Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.

Dedicated to all couples

2015-02-10 00:19:50 by Sanju
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30 ways to keep husband happy :

1. Give him some time to watch his favorite TV show (OK, shows).
2. Invite his friends over for a BBQ.
3. Tell him how much you love the way he touches you.
4. Have dinner ready when he comes home from work. Add candles even if there are kids sitting at the table. It is good for them to watch mom and dad expressing their love.
5. Call him during the day and whisper loving things into the phone.
6. Offer him his favorite drink.
7. Tell him how much you love him. Say "I love you" when you meet and when you say good-bye, even on the phone.
8. Ask him about his day and listen.
9. When you go shopping, ask him if he wants you to get him something.
10. Do not tell him he is a baby when he is sick and has "man cold" (the kind of cold that, if you were to have, would make you feel a bit off, but could easily kill him…). Grown men need attention and being sick is their way of getting it when nothing else seems to work.
11. Tell him he is right sometimes.
12. Buy yourself a sexy outfit. It will make your husband very happy. You are actually buying it as a present for him, as he is the one who will ultimately take it off.
13. Give him a massage.
14. Tell him he smells good.
15. Make him his favorite dish and remember to tell him that you chose the dish especially for him.
16. Wash his car as a surprise (or get the kids to do it for a double bonus).
17. If he is busy and has to miss a TV show that he likes, record it for him.
18. Tell him how much you appreciate his efforts to come home early, to spend time with the kids, to help, etc.
19. Ask him, "Is there anything I can do to help?"
20. Go shopping with him if he wants you to.
21. Get him his favorite after-shave before his old bottle runs out.
22. Smile.
23. Suggest from time to time that he go out with his friends.
24. Keep his photo in your wallet.
25. Make a genuine effort to get along with his mom.
26. Put his trophies in a prominent place and proudly show them to visitors.
27. Send him loving, suggestive emails.
28. Tell him he is the best dad to your kids, more than you could ever ask for.
29. Touch him from time to time. When he is busy, just walk up to him and run your fingers through his hair.
30. Prepare his lunch box for the day.

2015-02-04 02:48:31 by Sanju
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Boyfriend vs husband Boyfriend vs husband

2015-02-04 02:47:36 by Sanju
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Bachelor vs Married Bachelor vs Married

2015-02-04 02:00:27 by Sanju

husband like mobile and wife like sim

husband like mobile and wife like sim card..

2015-02-03 03:54:53 by Sanju
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2 Wives chatting in office :

Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was Urs???

Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?

Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale !

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..

Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you ?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.We walked home which took an hour & when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!!

MORAL: PRESENTATION DOES MATTER... NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS !!!

2015-01-31 12:04:10 by Sanju
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Law of equality The time taken by a wife when she says Ill get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says Ill call u in 5 minI She She shouted and then she criedResult she won by duckworth lewis method Chess is the only game in the worldwhich reflects the status of the poor king can take only one step at a time the mighty queen can do whatever she Men are BraveHorror Movies dont Scare 5 Missed Calls from Wife Smart Guy InventedWhatsAppHis Wife Added a feature in it calledLast Seen AtThank god she didnt add  last seen with Punch Of D Day A Man Asked God Why All Girls Are So Cute  Sweet And All Wifes Are Always Angry God Answered Girls Are Made By Me And you make them Your  Whats MarriageAnswer MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of HumansThat Destroys All The Six SensesAnd Makes The Person NON Of Happy Couple HE Does What SHE WantsSHE Does What SHE Dear this computer is not working as per my Husband Exactly darling  its a computer not a At Your Own Mistakes Can Lengthen Your At ur Wifes MistakesCan Shorten ur WifeDont laugh  alone pass it

Law of equality

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!

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I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...


One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'

Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
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Punch Of D Day ....

Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!!



What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!


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Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.


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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!


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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

-Shakespear's Wife


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Dont laugh alone pass it on.....

2015-01-31 12:01:24 by Naveenk218

Love ur husband
when he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh
to listen your nonstop talks.....



Love him
if he looks at all the beautiful females.
he is just checking that you are still the best.

Love him
if he criticise your cooking ... he is still improving
his taste.....

Love him
if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you


Love him
if he forgets to
give you a gift on your birthday
he is saving money for your future.

Love him ... Because you don't have a choice and killing is a legal offence


Fwd to all wives so they continue to love their husbands..!!!

2015-01-28 02:32:54 by Sanju
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in heaven

in heaven

2015-01-27 02:41:58 by Sanju
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