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A useful advice to the married and committed guys.. A useful advice to the married and committed

2018-04-21 13:30:02 by Thomas Oliver

Wife joke

Wife joke

2017-09-12 10:19:53 by SekarGV
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Some fresh husband wife naughty bytes


Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence..



NOW, THIS IS TOO MUCH !!
A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a "WILD-LIFE" PHOTOGRAPHER !!



A smart wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh.



Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday....!"



Boss to his friend: Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me with my wife in cofee shop

2017-08-24 10:57:16 by SekarGV
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Blue Whale committed

Blue Whale committed suicide..

2017-08-24 10:53:33 by SekarGV

Got

Got Married.. Joke..

2017-08-24 10:27:05 by SekarGV
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Husband :
Honey, I will take you to Maldives for our 10th wedding anniversary.

Wife :
Oh sweet. Maldives for our 10th Anniversary. Wow!!!What will you do for our 25th anniversary.

Husband :
I will come and pick you from there.

2017-08-01 10:43:57 by SekarGV

Wife: I'm going to London, Do u want any gift
.
Husband: (mazak me) Jo me manguga
Wo tum la nahi paogi,
.
.Wife: Mang ke to dekho,
.
Husband: I want A British Girl,
.
Wife: Ok,
.
.Wife returns,
.
Husband: where iz gift?
.
.Wife: Wait for 9 months,

2017-07-12 10:31:11 by SekarGV
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HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND :

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy :-

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance. This is particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0!

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do?
Rgds
XWomenx




Reply :


Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command- ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 , then only it will automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0 Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be downloaded into your system. So please be careful!

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0


We recommend: Cooking 3.0

Good Luck Madam !
Rgds
Support Guy
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2017-07-01 17:14:14 by SekarGV
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I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
*'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP*!!!'

My wife insisted me to make a call.
I Called up.

*It Was A Liquor Shop. Before GST Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free*'...


*My eyes were filled with tears of joy*

2017-06-28 18:13:53 by SekarGV

Husband: I got trapped into marriage.

Wife: (in anger) You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!

Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!

Dedicated to all husbands

2017-06-26 17:25:15 by SekarGV
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