Husband Vs Wife Table mate Meme
Some fresh husband wife naughty bytes
Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence..
NOW, THIS IS TOO MUCH !!
A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a "WILD-LIFE" PHOTOGRAPHER !!
A smart wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh.
Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday....!"
Boss to his friend: Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.
Boss: She caught me with my wife in cofee shop
Blue Whale committed suicide..
Got Married.. Joke..
Honey, I will take you to Maldives for our 10th wedding anniversary.
Oh sweet. Maldives for our 10th Anniversary. Wow!!!What will you do for our 25th anniversary.
I will come and pick you from there.
Wife: I'm going to London, Do u want any gift
Husband: (mazak me) Jo me manguga
Wo tum la nahi paogi,
.Wife: Mang ke to dekho,
Husband: I want A British Girl,
Husband: where iz gift?
.Wife: Wait for 9 months,
Husband: I got trapped into marriage.
Wife: (in anger) You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!
Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!
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