Two things to remember in life:
1. ☝First one :
People are not so bad as seen on 'PAN-Card' and 'Aadhar Card'.
...And are not so good looking as seen in 'facebook' and 'whatsapp'.
2. ✌Second one :
Men are not as bad as their wives think.
...And not as good as their Mothers think.
Male criteria for life partner...
They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and
Work like" Muniyamma"
Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.
Dedicated to all couples
Letter for husband when Wife went to her mothers place-
1 - no need to call friends and relatives when I am not at home. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath sofa
2 - don't forget mobile at soap holder in bathroom like last time... Anyways Why would anyone need a mobile in a bathroom
3 - keep your specs in box. Last time it was found in refrigerator
4 - salary already paid to maid , no need to be extra generous
5 - don't disturb neighboring house ladies early in morning asking if they have got newspaper or not?? Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs.. And our laundry person and milkman are also different. You know all these very well
6 - Your underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side belong to our son...like last time don't say I was uncomfortable at office
7_ I have informed all your friends' wives in our watsapp group about my vacation and extra watch would be given to all your friends not to have a get together or any bla bla at our home.
8 - And last but not least,
don't try to be over smart. I will be back anytime without intimating you
ENJOY YOUR SUMMER VACATIONS
A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me.. Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.
Oh my God!
Are u Sangeeta????
☺ Are U Priti ???
☺ Are u usha?
☺Lady in confusion...
No sir i'm the class teacher of your son.. . Rocking question shocking answer
Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband - Where are you going ?
Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife - Now where are you going ?
Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
Wife - And what about the kids ?
Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face
Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.
Q - You know why women love shoes?
Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺
Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
There are 3 kinds of men in this
Some remain single and make
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument.
Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...
A Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him
He prays that they should not have a
He finds a note near the table
"Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery
i'll come running back to you, my love.
I love you..
He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'what happened last night..?
When mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt
you were dead drunk and you said..
"Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone..
I'm Married & i love my wife alot!!
Thats True Love.
One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell
One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell.. !
Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an "e" in the last word.
Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house....
... "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her !!"