Maid: Please take back this old saree you gave me.

Madam: Why ?? It is as good as new.

Maid: That's not the issue. It's a wonderful saree but Sir mistakes me for you !!!!

Madam: WHAT !!!!
Did he do anything ????

Maid: No madam, that's the problem. Ever since I started wearing this saree, he has stopped giving attention to me thinking its you !!!!!!

2016-05-04 13:46:38 by Sanju

Good point

Good point

2016-05-04 10:34:47 by arul unique

This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.
(To men) Please take time to ponder.
(To women) Just enjoy the story.
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was:
*What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEUATIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!
Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it
2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u d best. but if u force her with ur decisions she becomes a witch.
So, be careful how you treat a woman

2016-04-27 18:30:49 by Vinoth_805

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

2016-04-24 21:20:11 by arul unique

A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating ❤❤
God asked him, how come?
The man replied, " Im dead but my wife still lives in my heart".

The man was sent to hell for over acting

2016-04-24 10:50:43 by geethaa

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.

The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.
Her husband said: The cat just died.

She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldn't you have broken the news gradually!

Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.

By the way, how is my mom?

Husband: She is playing on the roof!

2016-04-24 10:46:29 by geethaa

March Pressure

Husband continuously on business phone calls, brings the child home from kindergarten and tells his wife, "He has been crying the whole way home. Is he sick or something. "
"No" replies the wife "He was trying to tell you that he is not our son . "

2016-04-24 10:45:40 by geethaa

Vacation special

Letter for husband when the wife goes to her mother's place:

1. No need to call friends and relatives when I am not at home. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath sofa

2. Don't forget the mobile at soap holder in bathroom like last time... anyways why would anyone need a mobile in a bathroom

3. Keep your gleasses in the box; last time around it was found in the refrigerator

4. Salary already paid to the maid, no need to be extra generous

5. Don't disturb the neighbors early in the morning asking if the newspaper was delivered or not. Our newspaper vendor is different from their's.. and our laundry guy and milkman are also different

6. Your underwear are on the left side of the wardrobe and on the right side are Guddu's, last time don't say I was uncomfortable at office

And last but not least...

7. Don't try to be oversmart. I will be back anytime without intimating you.

2016-04-24 08:03:31 by Sanju

A married mans honest

A married man's honest confession...

2016-04-12 09:47:33 by Sanju
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