A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl: Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day...are you single?
Man: Yes...Yes who are you?
Answer: Your wife!
Veetukku va vechikkiren.
( couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number)
Girl: Are you married?
Man: Yes, but who are you?
Girl: Your girlfriend, you fraud...you cheat.
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans: marubadiyum un Wife dhaan da.
Wife and husband lying bed at night, there was no conversation between them ,
Wife was thinking
1. Why he is not talking with me
2. Am I not beautiful as before
3 have I become fat
4, bugger having affair with someone else
5 Has his sexual orientation changed
Husband was thinking
Why Kattappa killed bahubhali
, What is tension ??
A beautiful girl asks lift from you...
on the way she suddenly
you take her to hospital...
Doctor says :"congratulations, you're gonna
become a daddy ''..
now you are in tension...
"No, am not the father"
But the girl insists that you are the father..
Now you're in high tension..
Police comes and conducts medical tests...
After the test, it is proved that you are not the
father and moreover you can never become a
that's another tension.
But stil you thank God and walk out..
And suddenly you remember you've two kids at
home, and think, if you cannot become a
father then whose kids are they ??
Now this is the REAL TENSION.