After massive demand from all husbands. A new app called "Fear" is launched in Iphone 7. You just say, 'Wife' and it immediately
- closes all websites,
- hides all chats,
- shuts down all games,
- hide all special folders,
- deletes chat history and
- best above all, it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy.
MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"
GUY: "that was my wife's seat.
We have been to the last five world cup finals together,
but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..
but these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"