An inspirational speaker said: The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife. Audience were in shock and silence. He added : "She was my mother". A big round of applause and laughter followed.
An adventurous man tried to crack this at home. After dinner he told his wife: The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife. After a moment he tried to recall the second line. By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water.
This is ultimate Wife - I'm already 58, yet, one of your friend still praises and finds me attractive Husband - Must be that Usman bhai ! Wife - Exactly ! How did you know ?? Husband - He's a scrap dealer