love your husband

love your husband

2015-10-18 03:23:57 by yamuna

oh funny

oh .. hooo.. funny

2015-10-17 22:26:54 by silvia
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A newly married couple was walking through a garden suddenly a dog ran towards them.
They both knew it will bite them..
The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him than his sweetie.
The dog stopped before them barked for a while and ran backwards.
The husband put his wife down expecting a hug and a few kind words from her.
Then his wife shouted
" I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog".
Husband... " "

Moral : A Wife is Wife

No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better, than a Wife

Swami Unknownanda

2015-10-09 15:40:01 by Zhang Wei
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Friend : What are you doing bro??

John : Just finished Dinner with wife... and now with Scotch...

Friend : Wow !!!
Which brand... Black Label or Red Label???

John : No no......with "Scotch Brite" scrubbing the vessels .

2015-10-05 07:50:01 by Thomas Oliver

Husband's while wives are shopping Husbands while wives are shopping

2015-09-07 18:40:01 by Mohamed Youssef

Menu Menu

2015-09-06 00:40:01 by Priyadharshini
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Lets see the world through a wife's eyes!

World's most perfect Man - Her Father!
World's most beautiful woman - Her Mother!
World's most Intelligent female - She herself!
World's best husband - Her Brother!
World's most Handsome boy - Her Son!
World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband!
World's most mad woman - Her Mother in Law!
World's most dumb, selfish, liar, miser and useless man - .......
Do I need to tell this???

2015-08-31 22:00:01 by Thomas Oliver
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Husband and wife jokes...

All husbands can enjoy

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting


A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......


A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"



Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.


Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !


A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal :)


A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.


Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
All husbands can enjoy       Wife  Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today Husband  First make it we will name it later      A frustrated husband in front of his laptop dear google please do not behave like my Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing  suggesting            A married mans prayer  Dear God u gave me childhood u took it away U gave me youth u took it  U gave me a Its been years now  just reminding        A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 530 after His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens My hair  makeup are not done the house is a mess the dishes are not done Im still in my pajamas and I cant be bothered with cooking tonight  Why the hell did you bring him home for  Husband answers Because hes thinking of getting married         Husband I found Aladins lamp   Wife wow what did u ask for darling   Husband I asked him to increase your brain ten   Wife u so Did he do that   Husband He laughed and said multiplication doesnt apply on          Employee Sir You are like a lion in the office What about at home   Boss I am a lion at home too But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there          A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didnt speak to him for 6   Was the necklace FAKE   Nooooo That was the deal          A couple was having dinner at a fancy As the food was served the husband said the food looks delicious lets   Wife say prayer before eating at   Husband thats at home the chef knows how to       Best Slogan on a  MANs TShirt    Please Do Not Disturb me I am Married and already very Disturbed

2015-08-27 09:40:01 by Sandra Collins

Angry Husband Angry Husband

2015-08-21 12:50:01 by Matthew Aiden

angry wifes

angry wife's sandwich...

2015-07-19 11:28:52 by Sanju
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