Innocence at its best...
```A small boy parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on...
A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know about this road? Many MPs, sometimes CMs, cabinet ministers and politicians pass from here...
The boy replied innocently: Don't worry, I have locked my bicycle.```
Two things to remember in life:
1. ☝First one :
People are not so bad as seen on 'PAN-Card' and 'Aadhar Card'.
And are not so good looking as seen in 'facebook' and 'whatsapp'.
2. ✌Second one :
Men are not as bad as their wives think.
...And not as good as their Mothers think.
Male criteria for life partner :
They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and
Work like" Muniyamma"
Females' criteria for life partner : They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.
Dedicated to all couples
By P Narayana Murthy
My wife called, 'How long will you be with that newspaper? Will you come here and make your darling daughter eat her food?
I tossed the paper away and rushed to the scene. My only daughter, Sindu, looked frightened; tears were welling up in her eyes.
In front of her was a bowl filled to its brim with curd rice. Sindu is a nice child, quite and intelligent for her age.
I picked up the bowl. 'Sindu, darling, why don't you take a few mouthful of this curd rice? Just for Dad's sake, dear'.
Sindu softened a bit and wiped her tears with the back of her hands. 'Ok, Dad. I will eat - not just a few mouthfuls, but the whole lot of this. But, you should...' Sindu hesitated...... 'Dad, if I eat this entire curd Rice, will you give me whatever I ask for?'
'Promise'. I covered the pink soft hand extended by my daughter with mine, and clinched the deal.
Now I became a bit anxious. 'Sindu, dear, you shouldn't insist on getting a computer or any such expensive items. Dad does not have that kind of money right now. Ok?'
'No, Dad. I do not want anything expensive.'
Slowly and painfully, she finished eating the whole quantity. I was silently angry with my wife and my mother for forcing my child to eat something that she detested.
After the ordeal was through, Sindu came to me with her eyes wide with expectation. All our attention was on her.
'Dad, I want to have my head shaved off, this Sunday!' was her demand.
'Atrocious!' shouted my wife, 'A girl child having her head shaved off? Impossible!'
'Never in our family!' My mother rasped. 'She has been watching too much of television. Our culture is getting totally spoiled with these TV programs!'
'Sindu, darling, why don't you ask for something else? We will be sad seeing you with a clean-shaven head.'
'Please, Sindu, why don't you try to understand our feelings?' I tried to plead with her.
'Dad, you saw how difficult it was for me to eat that Curd Rice'. Sindu was in tears. 'And you promised to grant me whatever I ask for. Now, you are going back on your words.
"Was it not you who told me the story of King Harishchandra, and its moral that we should honor our promises no matter what?'
It was time for me to call the shots. 'Our promise must be kept.'
'Are you out of your mind?' chorused my mother and wife.
'No. If we go back on our promises, she will never learn to honour her own. Sindu, your wish will be fulfilled.'
With her head clean-shaven, Sindu had a round-face, and her eyes looked big and beautiful.
On Monday morning, I dropped her at her school. It was a sight to watch my hairless Sindu walking towards her classroom. She turned around and waved. I waved back with a smile.
Just then, a boy alighted from a car, and shouted, 'Sinduja, please wait for me!' What struck me was the hairless head of that boy. 'May be, that is the in-stuff', I thought.
A lady got out of car and came to me. She said 'Sir, your daughter Sinduja is great indeed! That boy who is walking along with your daughter is my son, Harish. He is suffering from... leukemia'. She paused to muffle her sobs.
'Harish could not attend the school for the whole of the last month. He lost all his hair due to the side effects of the chemotherapy. He refused to come back to school fearing the unintentional but cruel teasing of the schoolmates.
...... Sinduja visited him last week, and promised him that she will take care of the teasing issue.....
"But, I never imagined she would sacrifice her lovely hair for the sake of my son! Sir, you and your wife are blessed to have such a noble soul as your daughter.'
I stood transfixed with tears 'My little Angel, you are teaching me how selfless real love is!'
The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own terms but are those who change their terms for others!
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Ramasamy completed B.tech and joined a MNC during Campus Recruitment. CTC 4 lakhs. His Relatives & Family friends wished him success. Ramasamy's face glowed like Petramax light. He thought to himself " From today onwards every day will be happy."
Madasamy, Ramasamy's neighbor failed BA. All his relatives & family friends blamed him. In Hyderabad every one is a B.tech but Madasamy was not even BA! Madasamy received suggestions to eke out a living by selling Idly, Dosa…. Pan ...or sell Milk… His Father was much embarrassed.
Now what to do…?
Madasamy asked his mother ₹ 2 lakhs and borrowed ₹2 lakhs from an uncle, bought buffaloes and started Milk Business.
Ramasamy used his credit card to purchase a motorcycle , commuting each day to office. Madasamy on TVS with Milk Cans also started to sell. Ramasamy proudly said ‘Hi" to Madasamy. Madasamy with embarrassed look muttered Hi . & each attended to their respective duties.
6 months passed .....
Ramasamy re-paid 20% of the motorcycle purchase money.He still had to repay ₹80K. Madasamy cleared ₹1 lakh out of his ₹2lakh borrowed money. When Both met Ramasamy gave a small smile ,thinking of his debt of 80K. Madasamy also smiled reminiscing about his remaining loan of ₹ 1 lakh
1 year passed by....
Ramasamy had high hopes on a salary hike. Suddenly due to recession company mailer informed all employees of no hike. half liter of milk increased in price to ₹14/-from ₹10/-.This profited Madasamy by 30% and helped him pay the remaining₹ 1 lakh loan amount.
By now, with difficulty Ramasamy cleared his Bike loan and took a personal loan of ₹2 lakhs @ 16% interest. Ramasamy bought furniture, LCD, LapTop with loan money. Every One applauded Ramasamy as he had purchased these accessories in just 2 years time.Now Madasamy with his business profits bought 12 more buffaloes. His income doubled.
Again both met. Ramasamy gave feeble smile thinking about his Persoal loan. Madasamy gave a big smile since he was debt free.
After 2 more Years Ramasamy got a 10% salary hike. He then bought a Maruti Wagon R car through a Car Loan. Mean time Madasamy bought 2 acres land for his 3 dozen buffaloes. Milk Prices increased by 30% again. Now Madasamy was earning 200% more than Ramasamy. Madasamy owned one Auto to sell Milk.
Once more both faced met. With Loans and accruing Interest Ramasamy was unable to smile. g Madasamy smiled merrily driving his own Auto.
2 more years passed
Ramasamy applied for ₹40 lakhs home loan and bought an apartment. Madasamy's buffaloes numbered 126. Madasamy bought 2 apartments. Ramasamy got 10 more percent salary hike. Milk price crossed ₹ 40per liter now. Total income of Madasamy was 500 times that of Ramasamy.
Madasamy owned 1 Skoda and 1 Innova Car. Both met again
Ramasamy grimaced struggling to clear ₹40 lakh loan.
Madasamy smiled ear to ear since he owned a medium sized Milk Factory with more than 170 buffaloes and 25 workers.
That night Ramasamy was in deep frustration. Because after 5 years Madasamy owned ₹4 crores , had a monthly income of 5 lakhs & provided jobs to 25 workers. Ramasamy's salary is 7 lakhs p a with ₹40 lakhs debt & unbearable job dissatisfaction This was the Balance Sheet.
Facts: In 2008 Milk was ₹10/- litre. Now ₹40/- litre. Gold ₹12500/- 10 grams, Now ₹30000/-. In the last 5 years salary hikes for software professionals was just 30%. All commodity prices increased by 300%. Still most Indian parents think engineering is the only worthwhile profession for their wards.
Amitabh Bacchan says..."At the peak of my career, I was once travelling by plane. The passenger next to me was elderly gentleman dressed in a simple shirt
and pants. He appeared to be
middle class, and well educated.
Other passengers perhaps recognising who I was, but this gentleman appeared to be
unconcerned of my presence... He was reading his paper, looking out of the window, and when tea was served, he sipped it quietly.
Trying to strike a conversation with him I smiled. The man courteously smiled back and said 'Hello'.
We got talking and I brought up the subject of cinema and movies and asked, 'Do you watch films?'
The man replied, 'Oh, very few.
I did see one many years ago.'
I mentioned that I worked in the movie industry.
The man replied.." oh, that’s nice. What do you do?'
I replied, 'I am an actor '
The man nodded, 'Oh, that's
wonderful!' And that was it...
When we landed, I held out
my hand and said, " It was good to travel with you. By the way, my name is Amitabh Bacchan !'
The man shook my hand
and smiled, "Thank you... nice to have met you..I am J. R. D. Tata!"
I learned on.that day that no matter how big you think you. are, there is always someone bigger than you.
Be humble, it costs nothing.
B E H A V I O R
Is always Greater
Because In Life There
Are Many Situations
Fails But Behaviour
E V E R Y T H I N G.
ஒருவரின் மாத சம்பளம் 10,000 ரூபாயை.. அவர் பணமாக செலவழிச்சா, 10,000 ரூபாயும் செலவு செய்யலாம்.
அதையே அவர் வங்கி மூலமா DIGITAL money யா செலவழிச்சா, சேவை கட்டணம் 15% - 1,500 ரூபாய் போக, அவரால் 8,500 ரூபாய் மட்டுமே செலவழிக்க முடியும்.
இதோ 130 கோடி பேருக்கு 1500 × 130கோடி = 1,95,000,கோடி ரூபாய் சேவைக் கட்டணமாக மாதம், மாதம் வங்கிகளுக்கோ அல்லது கும்பானிகளுக்கோ போய் சேரும்.
ஒரு வருடத்துக்கு 24 லட்சம் கோடி ரூபாய் சேவை கட்டணம் மட்டும்.
இதுதான்டா உலக மகா ஊழல்.
நாட்டின் மொத்த பணத்தையும் அச்சடிக்க வெறும் 12 ஆயிரம் கோடியே போதும்.
இதுக்கு பேர்தான்டா சர்வாதிகாரம். இதப்பத்தி, கொஞ்சம் யோசிங்க...
அட! கோமாளிகளுக்கு புரியாதது படிக்க வேண்டாம்!
ஏன் இந்தியா மற்ற நாடுகளைப் போல முன்னேறக்கூடாதா?...
மக்கள் டெபிட் கார்டு, நெட்பேங்கிங்லாம் பயன்படுத்தக்கூடாதா?...
ஆன்லைன் பரிவர்த்தனைகள் வரக்கூடாதா?...
ஏன் டீக்கடைல PAYTYM மெசின் யூஸ் பண்ணகூடாதா? வளர்ச்சிடா!. கவர்ச்சிடா!!!
அட! அரை மண்டையங்களா!..
டெபிட்கார்டு பயன்படுத்துவதையும், ஆன்லைன் பண பரிவர்த்தனைகள் செய்வதையும், ஒரு நாட்டின் வளர்ச்சியின் அடையாளமாக, உங்களுக்கு எல்லாம் சொல்லிக்குடுத்தவன் எவன்டா?
நாட்டின் வளர்ச்சிதான் தான் நோக்கம் என்றால், க்யூபா மாதிரி நாடு முழுவதும் கல்வியை இலவசமாக்கி சட்டம் இயற்று, கல்வி நிறுவனங்களை பொதுவுடைமையாக்கு, கல்வி வியாபாரத்தை 100% ஒழிக்க சட்டம் இயற்று. அது நாட்டை முன்னேற்றும்.
அரபுநாடுகள் குருடாயிலை அவர்களின் மூலதனமாக ஆக்கியது போல, இந்தியாவின் அடையாள சின்னமாகிய விவசாயத்தை மூலதனமாக்கு, விவசாய அழிவை தடுக்க சட்டம் இயற்று. அது நாட்டை முன்னேற்றும்.
பொது துறைகளில் தனியார் முதலீட்டை 100% தடை செய்து "அரசின் வருமானம் முழுவதும் நாட்டிற்கே" என்று சட்டம் இயற்று.
வளங்களை சுரண்டும் கோலா, கார் கம்பெனிகள் போன்ற அந்நிய முதலீடுகளை தடுத்து அதிகபட்ச FDI அளவை 10% கீழே கொண்டுவா. அதுவும் அத்தியாவசிய பொருள்களுக்கான முதலீடாக இருக்குமாறு விதிமுறைகளை உண்டாக்கு.
உற்பத்தி வரி, சேவை வரியை குறைத்து, தொழில்முனைவோரை ஊக்கப்படுத்து.
நாட்டின் ஏற்றுமதியை உயர்த்தி அந்நிய செலாவணியை அதிகரிக்க சட்டம் இயற்று.
சாதி, மத அரசியல்களுக்கு முற்றிலும் தடைவிதித்து சட்டம் இயற்று.
ஊழலை ஒழிக்க லோக்பால் மசோதாவை சட்டமாக்கு.
மருத்துவத்தை பொதுத்துறையாக மாற்றி சட்டம் இயற்று.
இன்னும் எத்தனையோ வளர்ச்சி திட்டங்கள் இருக்க... 2000 ரூவாவை கொண்டுவந்தா, டெபிட் கார்டு வந்துட்டா - நாடு வளர்ச்சி அடைஞ்சுரும்னு கூவுறீங்களே,
நீங்கள் எல்லாம் உண்மையிலேயே கோமாளியா...?
இல்ல, கோமாளிமாதிரி நடிக்கிறீங்களா...?