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Story of my life
Wake up tired
Promise to sleep early
Busy in internet
Sleep late Story of my life Wake up tiredPromise to sleep earlyBusy in internetSleep late

2017-07-28 16:17:51 by Matthew Aiden

Mom : Do you want this?
Me : "No"
Mom : "Ok i'll give it to your brother."
Me : "No I want it ." Mom  Do you want thisMe  NoMom  Ok ill give it to your Me  No I want it

2017-07-28 16:12:47 by Harini

Maths... The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why????
The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why

2017-07-28 12:48:39 by Thomas Oliver

When you buy it | When you put it on your bag | When you want to eat it When you buy it  When you put it on your bag  When you want to eat it

2017-07-28 12:47:21 by Agnes Natalia

Funny Love Picture | Me + You = meyou Funny Love Picture  Me  You  meyou

2017-07-28 12:44:45 by Harshath

Manager: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?

Employee:
After 3 quarters I don't really care about company.

2017-07-28 10:35:51 by SekarGV

Reunion Special: Read it

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old.". Well . . . you'll love this one..The stuff is from a lady called Archita

"My name is Archita. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his BDS degree on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall , handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 25-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended St. Xavier's college

"Yes. yes, I did.' he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1987. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!!!!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald,
wrinkled faced,
gray-haired,
decrepit, idiot,
asked:

"What subject did you teach" ?"

2017-07-28 10:26:50 by SekarGV

There was a beautiful girl named
Rexona

and a handsome boy named Cinthol

Rexona and Cinthol fell in love and
decided to get married.

Rexona's parents were
Hamam &
Margo

while Cinthol's parents were
Wheel &
Nirma

Rexona was very excited to make
Cinthol his LifeBoy

They approached their old aunt
501

to discuss with their parents and
agree to their wish to get married.

Rexona & Cinthol were very happy
in thier love....

they fixed their marrige at
Fair &
Lovely gardens
opposite to Santoor theatre
in MediMix city

They invited their friends
Lux,
Dove,
Dettol,
Savlon,
Tide,
Fa and
Jo among others...

Rexona and Cinthol got married
and lived happily in their
dream house "Pears"

After 1 year they got a baby girl.

This new born took multiple avatars,
throttled everyone and completely washed out the entire community ...

The name of the baby is..

PATANJALI

2017-07-21 10:57:00 by SekarGV

*SARDARJI TICKLES*

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child...


Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

**************************
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

**************************
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key

**************************
Sardarji made a call to airport.
"How long is the journey from India to America ?"
Girl : One second sir....
Sardarji: Thanks !!

**************************
Jandhar Singh laughing behind Mandhar Singh in an ATM counter...
Haha..I have seen ur password..
Mandhar singh:What is it?
Jandhar: it is four stars (****)
Mandhar: Haha ..wrong ..it is 3384. oye...oye..

**************************
Teacher: How does the hen comes out of the egg?
Sardarji: Oye ..that is not a big question..madam. . the big question
is ..how the hen went inside the egg..!!!

**************************
Sardar's friend: Sardarji, how was ur exam?
Sardarji: Oye..it was OK...but i couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'.
I thought & thought & thought...and finally wrote..THUNK !!!

**************************
One tourist from USA asked: Any great man born in this village?
Sardarji:No sir, only small babies !!!

**************************
A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage..
Ring master: Anybody can do that?
Sardar: Oye..I can...first. . take the lion out !!

**************************
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?
Sardar: So simple...Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT !!!

**************************
Sardar: Doctor, In my dreams..rats play football every night..
Dr: OK.. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.
Sardarji: can i start from tomoro?
Dr: why?
Sardar: Bcoz today is the FINALS !!

2017-07-21 10:40:38 by SekarGV

Wife: I'm going to London, Do u want any gift
.
Husband: (mazak me) Jo me manguga
Wo tum la nahi paogi,
.
.Wife: Mang ke to dekho,
.
Husband: I want A British Girl,
.
Wife: Ok,
.
.Wife returns,
.
Husband: where iz gift?
.
.Wife: Wait for 9 months,

2017-07-12 10:31:11 by SekarGV
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