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Wife: ( calling from the bath room in a very sweet and husky voice)

" Darling, I am in the bath room. ....have applied soap all over. ...please come and rub . ...properly with your strong hands....

."Husband; ( reading newspaper.... jumps up with all happiness ....and tells his wife)

"Sweetheart.......I am coming"
(Reaches the bath room ...sees his wife standing with a pile of clothes)

Wife: "listen, I have applied soap to the clothes.....now rub each of the clothes properly and wash them and hang them for drying.....I have enough work in the kitchen ."

Moral-
.. in whatever tone or voice your wife calls you, do not jump to conclusion..

2016-05-08 21:16:49 by Sanju

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What is "GENERATION GAP"?
**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)
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**Cultural Gap
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too....then ok!" ⛽⛽⛽

**Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"
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**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!

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**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagavat gita.
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....
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2016-05-06 19:22:37 by Sanju

I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'

My wife insisted I make a call

I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...
My eyes were filled with tears of joy

2016-05-06 12:00:09 by Sanju

Well he was technically in the right

Well, he was technically in the right

2016-05-06 10:07:25 by arul unique

Every employee right now

Every employee right now

2016-05-06 10:06:24 by arul unique

Good answer

Good answer

2016-05-03 17:45:21 by arul unique

A very funny comment I read today.. All on funnier note...

A: you must be single
B: how did you find
C: because you are ugly

comment1: People call me ugly until they see my wallet, then they call me poor too

comment2: Then I show them my report card, then they call me stupid poor

2016-05-03 13:01:26 by Rajesh Kumar

Every time lol

Every time lol

2016-05-02 12:06:26 by arul unique

Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free"
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Varun - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya - I can eat 6 apples.
Varun - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to Shraddha - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Shraddha - I can eat 10.
Aliya - Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!!
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Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Alia - Yeah, but stars appear when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk -

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First time in the history it has happened....!
Rajnikant vs Alia.
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Alia: Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!
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Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Mahesh bhatt: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe ja!!!

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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Alia - My number is 4.

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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....

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Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia - What should we do now?
Varun- We'll take 50:50.
Alia- What about the remaining 900?

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Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

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Alia reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Aalia comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!

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Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You..

Alia Bhatt: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.

2016-05-01 22:15:55 by Sanju

Laughing kidding joking

Laughing kidding joking

2016-04-28 18:32:39 by arul unique
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