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A gay couple traveling on a plane..

A gay couple (Jeremiah and Timothy) is traveling on a plane.
"What if we had sex?" asks Jeremiah.
"Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..."
"Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!"
Jeremiah stands up and asks loudly:
"Could I have a napkin, please?"
Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc. Flight attendants pretend to not hear them, as they also don't give a damn.
"They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Timothy.
So Jeremiah and Timothy have wild sex on the plane.
Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.
"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!"
"I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a napkin and he got fucked in the ass..."

2018-05-16 10:19:02 by Li Xia
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CWG 2018: A closure for Saina Nehwal as she wins two gold medals.. indianexpress.com

Commonwealth Games began with Saina Nehwal issuing a pullout threat and ends with the ace Indian shuttler winning two gold medals.

CWG 2018 A closure for Saina Nehwal as she wins two gold

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2018-04-16 17:47:29 by Li Xia
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CWG 2018: Tejaswini Sawant breaks Commonwealth Games record to clinch shooting gold; Anjum Moudgil bags silver medal... indianexpress.com

Commonwealth Games 2018: Tejaswini Sawant scored 457.9 to break the CWG record and win India's first gold medal on Day 9 of Gold Coast games.

CWG 2018 Tejaswini Sawant breaks Commonwealth Games record to clinch shooting gold Anjum Moudgil bags silver

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2018-04-13 14:01:11 by Li Xia

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2018-04-12 13:42:46 by Li Xia
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Kathua Child Rape and Killing: The anger of a common man.. Kathua Child Rape and Killing The anger of a common

2018-04-12 12:05:44 by Li Xia

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2018-04-14 01:10:02 by Li Xia
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A beautiful sight of Old Harry Rocks, England.. A beautiful sight of Old Harry Rocks

2018-04-21 17:10:02 by Li Xia
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2018-04-10 13:04:36 by Li Xia
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Leander Paes becomes most successful doubles player in Davis Cup... indianexpress.com

Leander Paes became the most successful doubles player in the history of Davis Cup as he combined with Rohan Bopanna to grab a record 43rd win.

Leander Paes becomes most successful doubles player in Davis

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2018-04-09 13:15:43 by Li Xia
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2018-04-05 20:30:01 by Li Xia
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